me new sword works good

me got to test me new sword it killz real good

me ask humen girl to do magik on it

she say it magik and have name but me forgetz already

but it killz real good

me had to kill same guy 2 times, cause jama man tried to save him fer sum reson but me put me sword all the way threw him no saving him now hahahhahahaahah stinky elf just stod there lik a pile of dung me not sure what he doing adventuring me tinks he would be a better guarding the bak of pig pen most days

me glad to get out of dis hol, me needs to get a horse and go for a long ride and me needs a bath so bad me also needz a good meal and some wine

Me new sword

Me gots a new sword

Me know it very sharp it cut me mace in half

Me not sure why so sharp but me wil ax da majic lady she may tink of sumting

Me tink uder tings hapens but mes not sure

uder orces gots real big then smal again no reason dugh

me ned to retink me quest to finds orces me not so sure wats going on me just so mad just wants to kill but really mes just wants to go back home

Me so shoked

Me so shoked me not hit big smely ting lik fiting smok

bigger dan me, me no can hit, but litle stinky ding tore it up me tink twice now maybe me won't splat him da next time he stand dare with hiz tumb up hiz arse

even pajama boy noked da monster arond sum da only ting me gud for waz getin hit and me gots hit alot

but me wory fader jon maybe no priest but a tieve he tuk all da shiny tings and me not understand how da bracers fit hiz skiny arms so well me not turn me bak on him anymore

me made me first puch out of da dragons head, it turned out nice me gave to da crazy elf to put his stinky weed in, me had no meed for da puch but me tought it would calm him down, me no want him to stab Jon in da back

me also wunder what will be in da rest of dis place me no like fiting tings me cant hit me just wish we get a leader and spend les tym talking and more tym adventuring

Dazed and Confuzed

Me been in fog sence jumped by kobolds, me no focus clear me no tink clear me no not me doing

Me can only tink about me fader me so mad me want to kil every ding around me

Maybe me shud go back to me home and take it back by force

Me make lots of gold and hire sum soldiers and me tak it all back and kil any humen who gets in me way

Every one telz me what to do, Buurk do this do this  do dat, me do what Buurk want to do

Me not no what to do maybe dats why I let dem push me arond

Bad memoryes

Me tought me was tuff, me tought me over Da's deth and da beating da townfoks gave me,

Me was so wrong, da kobolds dat jumped me made me remember da beating made me remember my Da dying me so sad, me wantz to cry but orces and menes don't cry when wez growz up

Me couldn't sleep so me crept back to where da litle wite dragon is at and me skinned it and tok the feetes and da tail, me can only find peace in killing and working on da tings me kiled.  Me went back to some of da kobolds and pulled out some of der dog lik teth, me not sure what me will do but maybe me make a necklace or bracelt and give to me Ma when me findz her

If da dreamz don't stop soon, me might have to smoke some of the stinkin weed  Me need ale. Me tired.

Comedy and Carnage

Me tought kobolds funy litle tings, me laffed and laffed at dem

dey nocked me down me stil laff at dem dey almost felt like dey try to tikle me

den dey started poking me with der litle nifes me stoped laffing and started smashing

me not tink dey so funy anymore, next time me will just smash

me was realy impresed at da carnage me mates inflicted on da litle dog faced dings

we keep dis up and we will be unstopable

Leadership

Me tried to make da litle ones understand da need of leadership, me not tink dey understand to well

Me tinks dey did a litle beter but me tinks me might need to do more dan scream next time maybe me bop one on da head to let dem know battle time me in charge

Me not afraid to die, but me not want to die during a debate of right and wrong in middle of battle later we can debate when we divide the treasure

Me not realy like the stikin dog headed thing on me neck, but me wanted to show me fierceness to the weak ones it smelz so bad  Me dad wood never approve

Me worried about dis group, me wander how me dad wood handle dis

da one called Perel is touched in da head he is burning is brain up with hiz herbs

the litle finger wiggler can't make a choice with out asking

the uder so called orc, she so quiet, but looks good when she bends over to pick up her hammer so me forgive her

the jammy man, me have no idea what he is doing, me tink he needz to go back to live in a cave under a rainbow

da stinky one he is a good one to have around like the litle healer nice to have one so near

over all not so bad, but dey need some training and displince or we going to get split up and all died

Squishy tings

Me find lots of squishy tings to smash but tiny humen that wears bed clothes not want to hurt dem

his heart good but brain not work so well me smash anyways

magik girlie girl talk too much and so bossy like me first nanny

me wunder why so much talk and so litle doin me want to just get big hamer and break down the doors no wait and listen what ever there they either friends or not friends friends good not friends smash 

life so simple talking makes life so hard

friends good not friends smash easy that way

smal toughts

me wonder what hapens when you squish a bug

duz it feel anyting

me no like to see people kill bugz

Job Well Done

da group finished da job da udder day

we made some coin and me got da worse gas of me life me was warned not to eat da mutton pie, but me love mutton pie, I tought me would never stop farting and da smell was enough to wilt pine trees, me had to trow away me skivies

me feeling so many new tings, da world is so much bigger and different than me tought Da protected me from da real world me so confused

meeting Soka makes tings warm and fuzzy me loved watchin her climb down the notty rope, da way her hips moved like she was dancing me chain mail got tight

but noting me can do about it, me maybe an outcast noblemans son but me still a noble me sure she is beneath me notice

me need to focus on da next job and see wat is be behind da door

Me bored

Me tired of sitting and talking, me ready to go back to da wilds and find tings to fight

If me keep hearing dat half-elf talk, me might just smash someting or someone

Me cleaned everyting me owns twice me tired of cleaning

me keep tinking of the female fighter who might be part orc, parts of me feel funny

me not know what to do

dreamz

Me had a dream last nite

me was ridin a big wite hors with armur

me was in very shiny plate armur with a huge mace with the head balled into a fist holding a silver dagger

the mace said to me it is time for you to acept your destiney

me head filled with a glowing light and then me woke up

me have no idea wat that meant

me hungy now

me thoughts

now me hav mor time to tink abut de last few dayz me not know so many difernt tings

me know me not so smart, but me hav a noble Da and mes leanrdes lotz me keeps me armur and me weapons clean and oiled

me not so sure udders so clean not very polite eider me wish Da was alive if it be true orcs worse that humen me not so sure me want to find me Ma

On the road finally

me finally left home no more stuff to find only sadness left

me tried to get a job but the red riders didnt even talk to me

met some uder peples one talked so much me wanted to pull out his tung

one with wolf smelled really bad

uders were okay for humens me guess

we gots a job to take some majik stuf to anuder town

some stupid people ataks us me smashed tree of dehm good

we gots a few coins and sum chain male that may fit me if me getz fixed up

it was fun smashing and not hearing so much talking but then he talked and talked and talked

me no mind talk if you have sumting to say

Da was right most peple not to civilized

most upseting ting for me was me think me met a half-orc like me, but me not sure she just may be a prety humen she did sond like a dog drowning when she talkd to the litle dark humen so me confused me not know what to say

Me ready to go

today me find sometings to get me going to find me Ma

me found anudder set of gauntlets but these have spikes, me use sometimes

also me find a small bag of coins, enough to get me out of hear

me need to find me Ma and udder orcs me need to learn da truth

also the humens been hunting for me, me kill to many dogs and cats and lambs and steel food me been hungy

time for me to

Why me no like sword

me no like sword because Da said me was clusmy like ox me almost cut off me toes once so me much better with mace and axe now me can bash or cut and not worry about me toes

Me find more

today me found a shield and a big helment for my head. me go pratice a lot. draw humen faces on trees and me thrown javelins and beat with me great mace and me battle axe. me kill many humen trees.

me hungry no more pies me want to find a lamb and roast it. me think farmer Yan always sleeping me go take what is owed to me.

me was right Yan is sleeping but not his dog, so me ate dog instead next time me get lamb

me found it

Me found one of me Da's stashes hidden near de barn. Now me can get revenge. Me found 6 javelins with a quiver and 10 extra heads. Me also found a battle axe and a great mace. But what me like most is the set of scale mail. Me want to rub it all till it's shiny. Me will get the humens

Humen not so smart

Humen they tought they take it all

Still some left

Me know where Da hide udder weapons, armur, coins

Me will go find and me will become greatest Orc fighter ever

Me so hungry now I smel Old Lady Fanny's pie, maybe me go steal one

My Revenge

It be many weeks since the humens destroied me Da's home, me home

The tuk it all Me hav nuthing now no home no food no weapons only me have hate for the humens

Me find me Ma live lik Orc be monster like humens say me is