Me tought me was tuff, me tought me over Da's deth and da beating da townfoks gave me,
Me was so wrong, da kobolds dat jumped me made me remember da beating made me remember my Da dying me so sad, me wantz to cry but orces and menes don't cry when wez growz up
Me couldn't sleep so me crept back to where da litle wite dragon is at and me skinned it and tok the feetes and da tail, me can only find peace in killing and working on da tings me kiled. Me went back to some of da kobolds and pulled out some of der dog lik teth, me not sure what me will do but maybe me make a necklace or bracelt and give to me Ma when me findz her
If da dreamz don't stop soon, me might have to smoke some of the stinkin weed Me need ale. Me tired.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
Comedy and Carnage
Me tought kobolds funy litle tings, me laffed and laffed at dem
dey nocked me down me stil laff at dem dey almost felt like dey try to tikle me
den dey started poking me with der litle nifes me stoped laffing and started smashing
me not tink dey so funy anymore, next time me will just smash
me was realy impresed at da carnage me mates inflicted on da litle dog faced dings
we keep dis up and we will be unstopable
dey nocked me down me stil laff at dem dey almost felt like dey try to tikle me
den dey started poking me with der litle nifes me stoped laffing and started smashing
me not tink dey so funy anymore, next time me will just smash
me was realy impresed at da carnage me mates inflicted on da litle dog faced dings
we keep dis up and we will be unstopable
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Leadership
Me tried to make da litle ones understand da need of leadership, me not tink dey understand to well
Me tinks dey did a litle beter but me tinks me might need to do more dan scream next time maybe me bop one on da head to let dem know battle time me in charge
Me not afraid to die, but me not want to die during a debate of right and wrong in middle of battle later we can debate when we divide the treasure
Me not realy like the stikin dog headed thing on me neck, but me wanted to show me fierceness to the weak ones it smelz so bad Me dad wood never approve
Me worried about dis group, me wander how me dad wood handle dis
da one called Perel is touched in da head he is burning is brain up with hiz herbs
the litle finger wiggler can't make a choice with out asking
the uder so called orc, she so quiet, but looks good when she bends over to pick up her hammer so me forgive her
the jammy man, me have no idea what he is doing, me tink he needz to go back to live in a cave under a rainbow
da stinky one he is a good one to have around like the litle healer nice to have one so near
over all not so bad, but dey need some training and displince or we going to get split up and all died
Me tinks dey did a litle beter but me tinks me might need to do more dan scream next time maybe me bop one on da head to let dem know battle time me in charge
Me not afraid to die, but me not want to die during a debate of right and wrong in middle of battle later we can debate when we divide the treasure
Me not realy like the stikin dog headed thing on me neck, but me wanted to show me fierceness to the weak ones it smelz so bad Me dad wood never approve
Me worried about dis group, me wander how me dad wood handle dis
da one called Perel is touched in da head he is burning is brain up with hiz herbs
the litle finger wiggler can't make a choice with out asking
the uder so called orc, she so quiet, but looks good when she bends over to pick up her hammer so me forgive her
the jammy man, me have no idea what he is doing, me tink he needz to go back to live in a cave under a rainbow
da stinky one he is a good one to have around like the litle healer nice to have one so near
over all not so bad, but dey need some training and displince or we going to get split up and all died
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