me new sword works good

me got to test me new sword it killz real good

me ask humen girl to do magik on it

she say it magik and have name but me forgetz already

but it killz real good

me had to kill same guy 2 times, cause jama man tried to save him fer sum reson but me put me sword all the way threw him no saving him now hahahhahahaahah stinky elf just stod there lik a pile of dung me not sure what he doing adventuring me tinks he would be a better guarding the bak of pig pen most days

me glad to get out of dis hol, me needs to get a horse and go for a long ride and me needs a bath so bad me also needz a good meal and some wine

Me new sword

Me gots a new sword

Me know it very sharp it cut me mace in half

Me not sure why so sharp but me wil ax da majic lady she may tink of sumting

Me tink uder tings hapens but mes not sure

uder orces gots real big then smal again no reason dugh

me ned to retink me quest to finds orces me not so sure wats going on me just so mad just wants to kill but really mes just wants to go back home